BEAR® Monogram Brief — Pewter
The Story
This is not new. This is the pair the model is wearing in every photo on this page. Three sessions at the gym, a leg day, a back day, and one questionable cardio session. Hand-folded, vacuum-sealed within four hours of removal, and shipped with a signed Certificate of Authenticity bearing the wear log.
You're not buying underwear. You're buying provenance.
Provenance / Wear Log
- Session 1 — Leg press + squats, 47 min, low humidity
- Session 2 — Back & biceps, 62 min, medium
- Session 3 — Incline cardio + posing, 38 min, high humidity
- Stored flat in archival tissue between sessions
- Not laundered. Not steamed. Not Febreze'd. That's the point.
Fabric & Fit
- 92% MicroModal / 8% Elastane
- Low-rise, anatomically contoured pouch
- Signature BEAR® jacquard waistband — 1.25"
- Flatlock seams · Tagless interior
- Model is 6'1", 195 lbs, wearing size M
Shipping & Discretion
Ships next business day in unmarked exterior packaging. Interior: vacuum-sealed mylar, archival tissue, kraft box, wax-stamped. No "SluttyBear" branding visible from the outside. Tracking sent to your email under "SB Studio LLC." Roommate-safe.
Returns Policy
All worn-tier sales are final. We do not accept returns on pre-loved garments for, uh, obvious reasons. If your pair arrives mis-described (wrong tier, wrong size), email archive@sluttybear.example within 48 hours of delivery.